The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Balls.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!