the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!