the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to pee any color

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!