The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!