The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to eat food

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!