the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!