the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!