The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!