The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!