the power to win the crying game

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!