The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!