the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to write comic books

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The power to go blind at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!