The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Melting

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!