The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to create another human

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to think.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to peak braille

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!