Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to die but once

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!