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The power to live until you die.
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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.
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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.
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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"
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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.
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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......
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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race
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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!
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The power to change your urine to any color
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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)
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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.
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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.
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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals
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The power to die but once
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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.
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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting
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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.
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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.
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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.
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The power to not think of a productive power.
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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!