The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!