Really bendy thumb

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to die but once

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!