The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

The power to shit on command.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

Poop

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The power to breathe

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to have bad luck!

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to form a Belgian government

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!