The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to die

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!