the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!