The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!