the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pee on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!