the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!