The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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i like pie.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to make glass clear

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The Power to die at will

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!