The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!