- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to have a black president

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

the power to see through bananas

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

Pointless Super Powers