the power to pee on command

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to die at will.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!