The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!