The power to do nothing/

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to fail any test you want

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!