The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!