The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!