the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!