The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Endless falling....

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!