the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!