The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

The power to eat food

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

the power to masturbate just one time a day

Night vision that only works during the day

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!