The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!