The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to not have power

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to see through air.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!