The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

the power to see stuff

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

thumb_up thumb_down -124

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

thumb_up thumb_down +189

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to make someone think about frogs

thumb_up thumb_down -65

The power of throwing back grenades

thumb_up thumb_down -77

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

thumb_up thumb_down -85

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

The power to simply walk into mordor

thumb_up thumb_down +178

The power to change to justin biber

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to become a dead ant.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to die using your willpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!