The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!