the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of love

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!