The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to think.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!