The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be bad at everything

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!