the power to die if you think

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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power to breathe

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!