power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!