The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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KeemStar

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!