The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to be powerless.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to win the crying game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!