the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!