the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!