the power to win the crying game

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!