The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be justin beiber

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Black power

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!