The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The Power to die at will

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!