The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!