The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be blind

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!