The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!