The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to never get spam

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!