The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to not be funny

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to die....

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!