- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to write on this website

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

The power to hear morse code.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

the power to shit out of your nose

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The ability to do nothing

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

Pointless Super Powers