The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to not own a spacial power!!

the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to understand irony.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The power to light things on fire with a match

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power of throwing back grenades

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to learn only at school.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!