The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to die and get away with it

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to make water expire.

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to be bradley

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to potato.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to fart snot

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!