the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!