The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see through water

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the power to see through glass

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!