The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power of Being stupid

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!