The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!