the ability to see fairy's

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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to be bradley

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!