The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!