Farting at will

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The power to potato.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Smoke vision

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!