The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!