The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to know what time is not

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!