the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!